mvcv It’s that time again, when we here at Paste check in with the Premier League’s group of famous managers. Long live the cult of the coach, mostly because these gents really know how to vamp for the cameras. It’s like a boy band, if a boy band got really old and decided to coach football clubs for some reason.
Jose is the cute one.
Arsene is the one that doesn’t really belong but he’s been around too long for the group to dump him.
Pep is the one everyone is jealous of because he’s totally going solo and will probably be way more famous than everyone else combined.
Jurgen is the bad boy (duh).
And Mauricio is…who knows.
Anyway, let’s go to the photos!
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Please, no photos of Pep when he hasn't had a chance to comb his neckbeard.
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NO PHOTOS PLEASE. Pep needs time to stretch his mandibles.
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Claudio Ranieri of the defending Premier League champions Leicester City can't believe Jose is wearing a coat with a half-zip.
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Jose motions towards the exit, where Wayne Rooney can go and rot for all he cares (just kidding).
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Nobody in the Prem manspreads like Tottenham Hotspur manspreads. They're in the Champions League of manspreading.
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Mauricio fist pumps Son Heung-min catching a water bottle on the first try. Go on my son! Er, Son!
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Arsene is the Mr. Rogers of the Prem. Most of his time is spent in the Land of Make Believe (where Arsenal overachieve).
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Arsene gives Kieran Gibbs instructions, Kieran Gibbs decides to scan the crowd for Idris Elba instead.
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What's it like to lose to a team coached by a stick figure in a sweater vest? Ask Antonio Conte.
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Oh. We're sorry Antonio. Please don't cry.